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<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0><script> (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){ (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o), m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); ga('create', 'UA-47423994-1', 'fortunecity.ws'); ga('send', 'pageview'); </script> <center> <br> <div> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=728&height=90"></script> </div> </center> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 height="100%"><tr> <td valign="top" width=160 BGCOLOR="#0099CC" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <IMG SRC="07483150.jpg" border=0 width="131" height="21" ALT="Welcome, Loser!" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> <B>-- Main</B></div> <div> <B>-- </B><A HREF="about_me.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="About Me"><U><B>About Me</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>-- </B><A HREF="friends.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Friends"><U><B>Friends</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>-- </B><A HREF="hobbies.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Hobbies"><U><B>Hobbies</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>-- </B><A HREF="blink.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Blink"><U><B>Blink</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>-- </B><A HREF="pictures.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Pictures"><U><B>Pics</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>-- </B><A HREF="links.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Links"><U><B>Links</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>-- </B><A HREF="songs.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Songs"><U><B>Songs</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>-- </B><A HREF="mailto:jordanetheridge@hotmail.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="mailto:jordanetheridge@hotmail.com"><U><B>E-mail</B></U></A></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> I can't help the <I>way</I> I am.</div> <div> I can't <I>help </I>the way I am.</div> <div> I <I>can't</I> help the way I am.</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <A HREF="http://www.blink182.com/" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.blink182.com"><U><B><IMG SRC="08383570.jpg" border=0 width="131" height="87" ALT="Loser Kids" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></U></A></div> </td> <td valign="top" BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> OPEN WIDE!</div> <div> <IMG SRC="07680880.gif" border=0 width="128" height="136" ALT="Open Wide" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Chew it nice and slow, now let the meat slide down your throat-hole.</div> </td> </tr></table></body>